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an-alarming-number-of-bees:

wyrmmaster:

It’s actually really funny how many cultures have fox spirits and how many mostly consider them Complete Assholes, whether actively malicious or just dickheads that trick people

You’ve got the Kitsune that can be anywhere from incomprehensibly evil and powerful to doting mothers and good wives, 

You’ve got the Huli Jing in China which were believed to be entirely female and needed male energy to survive, and did so by corrupting high-level politicians- and the Jiuweihu, the big girls that took to leading souls away from Dharma,

You’ve got the Gumiho in Korea, who just straight up eat people’s livers or steal their life force,

In Scandinavia, specifically Finland, fox spirits were believed to be the cause of Aurora Borealis, revontulet, the “fox fire”, as well as just usually messing with people, and then also the Brunnmigi for the Norse which poisoned water because fuck you,

The Celts also attributed them to be wily little bastards that existed to make fools of hunters and apparently that’s where the word “Shenanigan” came from, originally being sionnachuighim, “I play the fox” in irish gaelic,

In Europe you’ve got Reynard the asshole baron, 

and from what I’ve seen a lot of native american tribes also just consider them dicks on the level of coyotes 

it’s like every human that sees one of these

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is just like “wow, what an asshole”, it’s great

Assigned bastard at birth

May 24th  •  98,926 notes  •  
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caitninja:

sour-stungray:

ask-googleirlrp:

hrtnsolofytube:

mojave-wasteland-official:

robert-the-asshole:

halloweentreat:

pumpkinpatchbitch:

autumn-n-acorns:

frosted-apples:

knight-of-memes:

crystal-gem-lapis-lazuli:

bird-royalty:

diligar:

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

It’s too fucking early.

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

ITS NEVER TOO EARLY, HALLOWEEN IS EVERY DAAAAAAY.

ITS FUCKING TIME

IT’S TIME

October 03rd  •  786,384 notes  •  

derfisch-draws:

inspired by a drawing done by @lovewolf5122 on twitter

miku go awoooooo

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October 02nd  •  209 notes  •  

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thewoonderkabinett:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.

Like maybe my tone is hard to read, maybe it just comes off as really angry but it’s not, it’s fear and worry. I read posts and clutch my head in alarm going “no! No! That’s how people die!” And then I get exasperated because a bunch of people not formally qualified chime in with “um actually this is a lie” and it’s not, it’s really, really not.

I’m not some big pharma advocate. I’m a crunchy witch hippy just like you with salt rock lamps and rose quartz all over my house. I just happen to have spent the last 15 years of my life studying the actual science of holistic medicines and I’m trying to help you not get hurt (or worse) becuase you trusted a sales person with no idea what the ever loving hell they were talking about beyond a sales pitch designed to maximize profit. Gah.

I see this so often in the Mommy world. There was a lady not long ago in one of the mom groups who was really worried about her toddler. He’d had a persistent cough for weeks and the doctor couldn’t figure out why. Someone asked, well what have to tried to treat it with, so far? She said she was using a humidifier, honey, and eucalyptus EO in the shower every night.

Yeah.

In case you were wondering, eucalyptus can cause respiratory distress in young children.

Sadly I don’t wonder. I have a friend whose daughter died from a home made menthol oil chest rub. She wasn’t even ten yet, but her mom– a qualified aromatherapist– thought she’d be old enough to handle it. She went into respitory distress and died seizing in her mother’s arms on route to the hospital. It was one of the most harrowing stories I had to listen to during my holistic training. She stood up there, on this podium next to a bunch of ponzy scheme essential oil sellers who looked like they wanted the floor to swallow them, and said “I killed my child with good intentions”.

I’ll never forget the look on her face.

So to reiterate, children under the age of ten should not be directly exposed to things like eucalyptus oil, peppermint or wintergreen. If you are using such things in your house and your child starts to complain of headaches, lethargy and general “feel worse”, don’t just assume it’s the cold/flu. Those are all signs of menthol sensitivity and they only get worse with increased exposure. Ventilate the room, take them outside if you can until the air clears. Do not apply again.

Rapid onset wheezing may be a sign of allergic reaction or possible asthma attack triggered by the menthol too. If they tell you their chest is warm or fuzzy when you use it, that’s another sign it’s not going down well with them. Again, ventilate the area or remove anything you applied to them. Administer inhalers if necessary. Watch for any more labored breathing or if they suddenly go limp or you can’t wake them up. If they do call 911.

This can also apply to people with allergies and asthma who are otherwise healthy.

One of the safest, natural ways to alleviate congestion is with just pure good old fashioned warm steam. Keep the air moist, drink plenty of warm fluids. Menthol can help relieve the feeling of congestion, but there’s limited evidence to suggest it actually clears the airways. And for the love of god don’t inhale mustard or horseradish (I’ve seen that suggestion on posts too, though how you’d get those oils I don’t know). That’s literally what tear gas is made of.

I apologize sincerely for bringing this long post back into your lives, fam, but I’m getting inundated with questions about what can the possible harm be if you dab a little neat peppermint oil on your child’s skin to help them with a little head cold, and this is the most succinct way I can put it.

The harm you may do, is in fact death. I am not telling you these things to be a kill joy, I’m telling you so you won’t accidentally kill yours.

October 02nd  •  97,102 notes  •  

goddess-of-waifus:

fallencrowkarma:

omghotmemes:

Perfection 100

Please yall add the source. The yellow and pink suits were both handmade by thredcountt.

Yellow is @thredcountt on insta

Pink is @peachieteas on insta

White is @tricksterkarkat on insta

Black is @cinnabara on insta

Cosplay is a form of art too so please don’t repost anything without credit. Its disrespectful.

Reblog this version please! It has the credits owed to the user who made them.

October 01st  •  76,532 notes  •  

everythingfox:

You’ve got some snow on your face 😶

Photo by Brittany Crossman

October 01st  •  10,240 notes  •  

everythingfox:

Tupperware party

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October 01st  •  54,395 notes  •  

not-a-space-alien:

thetravelerwrites:

Guys. This is what absentee ballots are being mailed in.


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Pay attention to your mail. If you see Trump on it, as disgusting as this is, don’t throw it out. Check it first. This is absolutely appalling.

Check your mail. Make sure you don’t throw out your vote on accident because it’s got Trump’s cheating, lying, racist face on it.

Please don’t panic. There’s a lot of shady things going on rn but this is, believe it or not, not one of them

This is not a ballot. This is an absentee ballot request form. This is what you can fill out to request an absentee ballot be mailed to you. The difference matters because you can throw this away with no repercussions. You can get another application. You don’t have to use this one. I have gotten mail like this, but with ads for Biden’s ticket. This is, essentially, an ad that can double as an application if you need one.

When I got my actual ballot, it had none of this, it was a plain envelope marked “Official election mail.” The current administration is not sending out ballots disguised as ads to trick people into throwing them away. Don’t worry! Worry about some of the other reprehensible shit it’s doing.

September 30th  •  17,557 notes  •  

everythingfox:

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